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Trading FacesShe got tired of being on the ER gurney pretty darned fast, but then she's not known for being overly patient. The room had a wind chill not unlike the one outside, which only hastened the inevitable."I've got to get up. I need to pee--quick!" "Not so fast," the nurse said. "I'll get a wheelchair." "I'm fine! Besides, I can run faster than you can push me! I can't wait!" The nurse unfastened the EKG wires and removed the oxygen stats clothes-pin-like clip from an index finger. She unwound the blood pressure cuff from the left arm and disconnected the IV on the right. An attendant rolled in with the wheelchair and made a big fuss of covering the old gal's rear end with a second hospital gown, put on backwards, like anybody really cares about stuff like that when she needs to pee. Then the attendant bent down to make sure that the foot pedals of the wheelchair were perfectly aligned, as if the patient was about to test drive a sports car or something. "Hurry! Really, I'm going to wet my pants!" Which was pretty unlikely, since underwear and other valuables had been stuffed in a plastic bag some time back. The attendant meandered down the hall behind the wheelchair, chattering cheerfully the whole way, stopping at least once to ask the doctor if she'd be needing a urine sample from the unfortunate lady who nearly produced one on the spot. Once she got the fiesty patient inside the bathroom and transferred safely onto the toilet, she asked if she should stay to witness the historic event. "I'll be fine, and I'll be done in just a minute. I'll pop the door open when I'm through--OK?" The attendant did not wait for the door to pop, though, and was standing in front of the patient within seconds, with one of her hands steadying the wheelchair. The patient stepped to the back of the wheelchair, took ahold of the handles, and began to push it through the open door. "Ummm...I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm supposed to be pushing the chair," the attendant said. "Oh, yeah," I answered. "Sometimes I forget."
Posted by Katy on 03/01/05 at 05:55 PM
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