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Can Someone Please Adjust Her Meds?I’m really, really awful at remembering jokes. I know there was one going around when my kids were little that we told over and over for years. Even now, I can only remember the punchline, which went “My buns are burning! My buns are burning!” I smiled as I typed those words, because I have such happy memories evoked by them, but honestly, what was the joke? Can anybody clue me in? My dad—dead lo these 22 years—used to tell a fabulous joke about a Western Union telegram delivery man. The punchline was sung in a Broadway musical type of rendition. “Da-da-da-da-da-da! Your sister Rose is dead!” What the heck came before that line? I’ll never know. Dad told that joke for a few years until one day the call came from Scotland. He answered the phone to receive this message: “Your sister Rose is dead.” It might be the whole repeating the scenario three times with only slight changes and then doing the punchline thing. I can never remember the three dealies and I concentrate so hard on saying them perfectly because I’m so sure that’s the key to telling the joke that I can’t get all the way through it. I used to watch the Carol Burnett show every week when I was a teenager. I remember only one of her comedy sketches. She performed it with Harvey Korman, and this episode must have been on TV after I married Doug, or it would not have stuck with me through the past 30 years. Or then again, maybe it would. She played a woman about to be released from an insane assylum, where she’d been in a padded room for years. Korman played her loving, patient husband, who’d remained faithful to wait for her recovery, desperate to have her home again, whole. He arrives on the long-anticipated day, and she seems totally cured. She’s smiling, fit, serene, obviously in love with her husband, and ready to meet the world. He opens the car door for her, such a gentleman, and presents her with two dozen peach-colored roses. “You remembered!” she says. “How could I forget?” He smiles, starts the car, and drives toward home. She relaxes. Then the tapping begins. On the steering wheel at first, but he doesn’t stop there. While his left hand plays bass and guides the vehicle, his right reaches over to the stick shift to tap out the melody. Of course, he still had a freakin’ spare foot, so why not add tympani? Yeah, that’s the ticket. The corner of her mouth twitches. “What song is that?” she asks. Wait….what’s this feeling of deja-vu all over again? All of a sudden, she knows what he’ll say. He smirks and taps harder. “Whatever do you mean, my love? Song?” Her twitches become something like mild seizures. She puts a palm over his right hand and tries to stop the tap-tap-tapping, which has rapidly escalated to a mind-rattling cacaphony, but it’s no use. “STTTOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!” she shrieks. He grins evilly, makes a U-turn, and takes poor Carol back to the funny farm. Why on earth would I remember this particular sketch, you ask, when I’m pathetic at recalling all but the lamest of jokes? If the psych unit has free wifi, I’ll get back to you on that.
Posted by Katy on 11/04/06 at 08:48 AM
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